Jeff D's definitions

Outcognito

One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.

J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.

by Jeff D August 4, 2005

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Tormental

When someone is so tormented they go completely mental in a sometimes dangerous way.

Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Adolesnonsence

Short for Adolescent NONSENSE.

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Lacknowledgement

When someone expresses something that would warrant acknowledgement, but it goes lacking instead.

Adam thought he had taught Eve lacknowledgement so as not to talk to J.D. - but his power was too strong and she succumbed.

by Jeff D October 25, 2005