EjacuEARLY

1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.

1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.

by Jeff D December 02, 2004

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brownoser

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003

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TV Dinner

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"

I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

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extended stay

Expression used to referrence a person that spends a lot of time giving head.

That Hungryman had such an extended stay that he ended up with a case of bungtongue and tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

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FUBA

Short for "FUck BAck" which is the low back pain that results from vigorous sex or perhaps unorthodox positions.
FUBA also just happens to people that are out of shape and don't fuck enough.

Wow! I had a great time banging her last night but woke up with severe FUBA.

Recommended for FUBA -- Chiropractic & Yoga

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

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