FAGitaboutit

Thinking a dude is gay but just forgetting about it since he's cool anyway.

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

Tormental

When someone is so tormented they go completely mental in a sometimes dangerous way.

Not wanting to be perceived as ineffectual, Reggie Mortis completely lost the plot and went tormental, eventually working out a way to end the pain by taking action.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by Jeff D June 14, 2004

Outcommunicado

The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.

People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.

by Jeff D August 04, 2005

Double Stuffed Oreo's

Very Large Fake Tits with Massive Oreo Cookie Sized Nipples.

Those are obviously "Double Stuffed Oreo's" because they don't sag or bounce at all.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003