Jeff D's definitions

SLUNG

Overly common slang that people sling around excessively.

I'm really tired of hearing the same slang words being slung around all the time!

by Jeff D March 12, 2006

Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

by Jeff D February 16, 2006

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

Nopples

When nipples don't protrude as they normally should and actually invert.

Broom-Hilda StitsHass has a very hot twat, but her tits have nopples instead of nipples.

by Jeff D February 13, 2006

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

Graceless

A person without Grace.

She pushed him too far because she's Graceless.

by Jeff D November 16, 2005

Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005