Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.
by Jefbag April 04, 2009
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Rado

Slang for the US state Colorado.
Blair: Yo, I'm heading out to Rado.
Wood: All right, have a nice trip!
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vegetarian zombie

This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".

No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!

Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.

*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
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Nuvcourse

This is an alternate way of saying "Of course", except it sounds more definite than of course. Almost like a combination of "but of course" and "no, of course".
Brandon: Hey, have you played that new game Syberia? It's a real hootenanny.

Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
by Jefbag October 07, 2009
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Modeable Imagery

The type of imagery that comes from the summation of using a whole slew of modes with molding. The following equation explains the definition:

(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.

The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
Hoffman: Yo Dustin, why are your teeth so argy-bargy?

Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.

Hoffman: Splash idea!
by Jefbag December 21, 2010
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eddie vedder

A substitution in grammar for the combination of "any better" in a sentence.

It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."

"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline
Lord Bullingdon: The weather outside couldn't get eddie vedder.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.
by Jefbag March 26, 2010
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