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This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
Get the vegetarian zombie mug.This is an alternate way of saying "Of course", except it sounds more definite than of course. Almost like a combination of "but of course" and "no, of course".
Brandon: Hey, have you played that new game Syberia? It's a real hootenanny.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
by Jefbag October 7, 2009
Get the Nuvcourse mug.Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.
The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
by Jefbag July 17, 2016
Get the hallin oates mug.It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
by Jefbag April 4, 2009
Get the Reach Around Cum Swallow mug.*At a funeral*
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
by Jefbag July 11, 2015
Get the debth mug.When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
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