Definitions by Jeb Kerman
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING
“STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!”
-Gale of Waterdeep
-Gale of Waterdeep
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING by Jeb Kerman April 22, 2024
Line hunter
A Line Hunter is a boy, between the age of 16 and 18, (making him the age of consent in only some states), who is sexually attracted to women over the age of 33 to the point where he actively tries to get a date with them. The name comes from the fact that they are barely the age of consent at all (line), and the fact that they pursue cougars. (Hunter) Such people are often cast out by society as creeps, misfits, perverts, or weirdos. However, if they are in the right state, it’s perfectly legal. Besides, all us guys fantasized about older women when we were that age... right?
PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE!!!
PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE!!!
Line hunter by Jeb Kerman July 27, 2018
Nasty Nellie
The most extreme, brutal sex act known to humankind. It starts with 8 men filling every hole in a woman's body with shit and piss, then 4 men quadruple-penetrate her as she pisses, shits, and has a period, while she jerks off a guy with each hand and blows two guys at once. When all the men have busted, the woman then vomits into each man's mouth. Finally, all bodily fluids are mixed together in a huge pot and made into a soup.
Nasty Nellie by Jeb Kerman April 19, 2018
thunderscreech
Quite possibly the worst airplane ever made, the thunderscreech was an experimental aircraft from the 1950s. Some genius had the idea to take one of the most successful jet fighters of the day, the f-84 thunderjet, and put a propeller on the shaft of its engine. This was all well and good, but not only did it decrease the plane's top speed, but because the jet engine spun so fast, the tips of the propeller blades would go faster than the speed of sound. This meant that if you were standing in line with the edge of the propeller, you would be hearing around 200 sonic booms per second. The high-pitched scream the plane made gave it the sinister nickname "thunderscreech". It was, by all measurements, the loudest single-engined aircraft on Earth. It was so loud that if you were unlucky enough to have it fly past you, you could experience nausea, fainting, seizures, or even lose control of your bowels. All but 2 of the 7 flights ever made by the lone prototype ended in emergency landings, and the 25-ton aluminum turd now sits at an air museum, where it will forever serve as a warning to never put a prop on a jet fighter ever again.
We saw the thunderscreech at the air museum. Man, they told us it was ugly, but I never thought it would be THAT ugly!
thunderscreech by Jeb Kerman July 30, 2017
Wiiiiiiiii
Masturbating by playing a wii game to a scene where an explosion, earthquake or similar event occurs, causing the wii remote to vibrate, and then using the remote as a vibrating dildo.
Wiiiiiiiii by Jeb Kerman July 26, 2017
putterpat
PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.
putterpat by Jeb Kerman January 4, 2017