Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by Jessica January 17, 2005

pubic hair

the black thingys that are on your arm and penis.

The black thingys were hurting Nina while giving Jake a blowjob

by Jessica February 11, 2005

69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.

She sixty nined me.

by jessica February 21, 2003

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".

You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?

by Jessica October 29, 2004

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 04, 2004

Jeopardy

1)A game show consisting of categories of questions that go up in both value and difficulty as they go down the column. Hosted by Alex Trebek.

2)Extremely boring show since Ken Jennings lost.

1)She tried out for Jeopardy, but she wasn't smart enough.
2)(screamed at the TV) Ken would have known the answer, you dumb bitch!

by Jessica December 03, 2004

DevilDoll

Jessica...Mistress of the dark Abyss!

"He got down on his knees and prayed to the DevilDoll, he asked her for everlasting sensual bliss."

by Jessica February 16, 2004