a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy July 30, 2007
by Jeremy December 10, 2003
An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
by Jeremy August 16, 2006
Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.
by Jeremy March 16, 2005
by jeremy March 30, 2005
"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"
"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
by jeremy January 15, 2004
a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.
cher is the goddess of the gaymafia
by Jeremy November 14, 2003