JeN's definitions

ass fucker

men on the continual hunt for asses to fuck

bill west and his lust for squirrels, especially lesbian squirrels

by jen November 13, 2002

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

by jen August 19, 2004

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

fall out boy

Kickass band from Chicago, famous for "dead on arrival" and "grand theft autumn". You can see fall out boy at warped tour

"fall out boy is for lovers!"

"d00d did u c FOB at warped? it was AWSOME"

"where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman and maybe he wont find out what i know- you were the last good thing about this part of town"

by Jen August 28, 2004

norm

a warm, caring, normal guy, who has to stick up for himself as hes been lumberd with such a name, which seems to others as hes boring!!

my lovely boyfriend norm. boy is he the opposite of boring!

by jen February 23, 2004

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

enzo

My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!

Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!

by Jen September 15, 2004