joob jizz

The sperm build up on a mans bush or penis.

that is some sick

by JDOGG June 10, 2004

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

de buttsecks

1337 for "the Buttsex" anal love. the love from the ass.

dude thats de buttsecks

by JDOGG June 01, 2004

Big Aunt Bertha

Play in tecmo super bowl resembling a wide receiver reverse flea flicker.

You gotta run Big Aunt Bertha! That won't be expecting that shit!

by jDogg February 25, 2005

lazy

Someone who doesnt get off there butt for anything.

Get your lazy ass up you cant sleep all day alex!

by JDogg February 04, 2003

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 04, 2003

brass

1)A word meaning bad/crap/shite

2)A word used to chow displeasure

1) You're brass at that game you bitch

2) "It costs £100000" "BRASS!"

by JDogg March 22, 2004