Definitions by Jazzual

junkin 

A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."

My girl was so hot for me last night, she attempted to give me a junkin in the parking lot.

junkin by Jazzual July 1, 2012

spoon poon 

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

spoon poon by Jazzual August 27, 2011

Coney Filet 

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

Coney Filet by Jazzual August 4, 2011

Jazzual

A certain style of dress and swagger. The epitome of over-dressing. Usually defined as wearing ties when dress code is biz cas. Basically, looking more fly than all the others.

Why am I wearing a tie to the grocery store? Because no one else is - people remember the dude lookin' jazzual in the frozen food section.

Jazzual by Jazzual August 4, 2011

Alcoholic Arnie 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

Alcoholic Arnie by Jazzual July 29, 2011

cancer bush 

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

cancer bush by Jazzual June 14, 2011