Jazzual's definitions
A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."
by Jazzual July 1, 2012
Get the junkinmug. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.
Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.
Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.
Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."
Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"
Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"
bro hug
Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"
Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"
bro hug
by Jazzual July 29, 2011
Get the Alcoholic Arniemug. A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.
The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.
The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.
by Jazzual October 21, 2013
Get the Idiot Snakebitemug. Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
by Jazzual August 27, 2011
Get the spoon poonmug. There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.
by Jazzual March 24, 2013
Get the fuck eyesmug. A certain style of dress and swagger. The epitome of over-dressing. Usually defined as wearing ties when dress code is biz cas. Basically, looking more fly than all the others.
Why am I wearing a tie to the grocery store? Because no one else is - people remember the dude lookin' jazzual in the frozen food section.
by Jazzual August 4, 2011
Get the Jazzualmug.