Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooterfish

A guy who pretends to be rich but doesn’t pay child support, has a mortgage, drives his daddy’s work truck and doesn’t have a boat for the summer because he had to sell it.

Why is he riding on your boat, dude?

Because he’s a typical cooterfish dude.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy that doesn’t know anything but thinks he knows everything and acts like he knows everything.

Oh jeez, zuss , not another cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who comments on your content like a condescending know-better asshat to try and impress your lady friend and get in her pants.

Hi cooterfish, I see ya over there cooterfishing!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who tells a girl she’d be better off marrying him and divorcing him than not marrying him so he can try to trap her in a marriage.

What a cooterfish thing to do!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who offers his new girlfriend to his best friend Josh in case he ever dies.

What did you say that cooterfish did again?

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy that is so insecure he even tries to use his girlfriend’s friends and parents and ex-husband to try and control her.

Hey, you’re her ex not on great terms, right? Wanna play 18 holes of cooterfish golf? By the way, you’re a good looking man!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A narcissist who tries to control and cut off all communication to try and control someone.

Ever since she married that cooterfish, we barely hear from her anymore.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026