Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooter

A creepy, pervy Facebook stalker lurking and creeping and preying on your girlfriend.

Babe, beware of cooterfish saying he is a friend of a childhood friend of mine. That ain’t a friend.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy that looks like a scraggly goober posing with a girl that is way too hot for him.

What’s she doing either that cooter?!

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A shortened form of the word cooterfish.

Why’d you call that guy cooter?

Cause he’s a cooterfish, dummy!

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A bad smell or odor that is part dead fish, part morning shit for breath, part putrid rotten expired milk and part hot garbage in a dumpster by a landfill in July.

Did you fart or did you breathe cause sumpm smells like cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A mama’s boy that’s still on mama’s teet.

Hey, what’s that cooterfish doing out here in the wild?!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who wants his name tattooed on his girlfriend and vice versa but mostly just wants his name tattooed on her.

Why did you tattoo that cooterfish’s name on your arm, girlfran?!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who stalks his 47 day girlfriend (not that he’s counting) and tracks her location and times her every move and tags her trash can lid to leave his mark.

Why is there a cooterfish tag on your trashcan lid, doll?

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026