Snoft

A sound that is soft but also sort of makes a spitty noise.

He sneezed snoftly but not snoft enough to avoid alerting the germophobes in the store.

by Jay_Britt May 14, 2020

snoft

1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.

It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.

That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.

by Ren September 13, 2003

Snooty Karen

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.

My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.

by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

boop the snoot

Providing a boop to another being's nose or snout (stylized as snoot), preferably in a gentle or affectionate manner. Often, this is something one feels the need to do to cute animals. When animals boop each other's snoots, the general attitude of the boop must be taken on a case-by-case basis.

*sees an adorable puppy*

"Aw! Gonna boop the snoot!" *boops the snoot*

by thewheelbarrowqueen July 21, 2016

sneftabog

another word for poggers

zak: i just squished a lemon
me: woah that was so sneftabog

by Whereismyeardum January 8, 2021

Snoot

A nose or other boopable extremety, generally exaggerated to excentuate smolness.

The snoot is primed for booping. I shall boop the snoot.

by uglyqueenofmakeup February 24, 2017