Jay c's definitions

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 2, 2003

htat

One of many often used online chat mispellings of regular words, such as teh, or pwn.

Cool htat.

by Jay C September 10, 2003

meff

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.

Liam Gallagher, the homeless...etc...

by Jay C June 2, 2004

plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

by Jay C January 23, 2004

hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

by Jay C June 2, 2004

adrenagasm

A word derived from the fusion of adrenaline (a substance produced by the body during intense situations) and orgasm (a sudden explosion of sensation brought on by sexual activity). In this context, an adrenagasm is a sudden burst of neurological activity within the body due to an inspirational event, causing adrenaline levels to increase and the subject to feel as if they are going to wet themselves. Also, hairs may stand on end and the skin may tighten, creating a "staticy" feeling across the skin. These sensations may be brought on by playing fast-paced video games or watching action films or listening to speed metal.

Man, I was listening to Linkin Park and I nearly adrenagasm'd in my pants man.

by Jay C November 24, 2004

aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...

Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!

by Jay C October 4, 2003