Definitions by Jay Tees

Lub's Law

A sociological axiom stating that a modern man's likelihood of exhibiting a fragile ego, entitled behavior, or insufferable business practices is directly proportional to the amount of wax used to twist his handlebar mustache into points.

According to Lub's Law, the 21st-century pointy mustache is not a style choice, but a warning label. It dictates that the sharper the mustache tips, the more high-maintenance the individual, serving as a direct cover-up for a severe, deeply rooted inferiority complex.

I knew the corrupt franchise owner would have the fragile ego required to steal an old man's $200,000 Lego consignment collection the second I saw his perfectly waxed handlebar mustache; it's just basic Lub's Law.

Lub's Law by Jay Tees June 5, 2026

badnewsing

The act of delivering bad news professionally.

Liza is badnewsing from 9am-5pm. She has 12 clients to deliver bad news to.

badnewsing by Jay Tees October 19, 2025

complainer content 

Short videos where a person complains to the camera, often recorded alone in their car. This type of content typically involves tired or repetitive issues with little resolution offered, designed more for social media engagement than constructive dialogue. It’s characterized by exaggerated frustrations and often feels unrewarding to viewers.

Every time I scroll through my feed, it's just more complainer content about things we can't change—like, why are you yelling at your dashboard?

complainer content by Jay Tees December 7, 2024