down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 05, 2005

Online Biteage

To bite someone over the internet with use of a webcam. With your mouth up close to the camera and moving it in a biting motion

He is so kinky he's into online biteage

by Jay Clarkson December 20, 2004

sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!

Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose

by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005