sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 06, 2005

Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!

Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose

by Jay Clarkson August 06, 2005

shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

shabbat

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made

I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005