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the sky is falling

A really fun game where you tell your friend the sky is falling and then hit them on the head with a closed fist
Liam started to cry after everyone played the sky is falling with him
by Jay Clarkson July 20, 2005
mugGet the the sky is fallingmug.

Yiam

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.
Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*
by Jay Clarkson January 1, 2005
mugGet the Yiammug.

obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose
by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005
mugGet the obladi obladamug.

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005
mugGet the second hand fartmug.

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first
Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor
by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005
mugGet the goncmug.

shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis
Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap
by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005
mugGet the shascatmug.

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