down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street
I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood
by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005
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shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis
Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap
by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005
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strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked
Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose
by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004
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peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
by Jay Clarkson January 05, 2005
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Online Biteage

To bite someone over the internet with use of a webcam. With your mouth up close to the camera and moving it in a biting motion
He is so kinky he's into online biteage
by Jay Clarkson December 20, 2004
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sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker
Ouch I just done a sharp fart
by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005
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obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose
by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005
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