Jay Clarkson's definitions

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

the sky is falling

A really fun game where you tell your friend the sky is falling and then hit them on the head with a closed fist

Liam started to cry after everyone played the sky is falling with him

by Jay Clarkson July 20, 2005

shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

Yiam

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.

Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*

by Jay Clarkson January 1, 2005

down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005