Jay's definitions

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!

Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!

by Jay April 23, 2005

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003

dizzog

a pimp dog

*note, often used by those trying to sound hip or ghetto

did you see that? man that's my dizzog!

by jay July 23, 2004

undine

elemental spirit of water.

oh look, an undine, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

PPP

Puff Puff Pass

by Jay August 11, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.

DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!

by Jay August 21, 2004

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005