Jason Ward's definitions

squeeze

Sterno which is separated from the wax by squeezing it through a cloth - often a dirty sock. Sterno is a canned cooking fuel used under buffets and for camping. Squeezing it produces methyl alcohol, (methanol), which produces an intoxication when drank. Its a last resort for an alcoholic who can't afford drinking beer or liquor.

My mom is too poor to drink liquor, she just likes squeeze.

by Jason Ward January 11, 2005

cashiered

Fired. Terminated from employment.

She was cashiered on Tuesday for sleeping on the job.

by Jason Ward January 11, 2005

haircut

A reduction in pay or loss of money.

During the divorce, she gave him a good haircut.

by Jason Ward January 11, 2005