Jason Veenman's definitions

abskillity

1. Skill and ability

Ability and skill

Ab-(skill)i-ty

Abskillity

2. Referring to a person's skill and ability

in a blended word format of ability,

ab-ility with skill inserted yielding the

new word Abskillity

Commentators of any game at all
Well John I think you'll agree that this man has shown Abskillity beyond what most other players can even imagine.
What a performance.

Invented by Jason Veenman

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

supercalifragilisticexpialafucktard

The ultimate Fucktards is a supercalifragilisticexpialafucktard.

Super-cali-fragilistic-exliala-fucktard

By Jason Veenman

Dave overhears an abusive man call a person with intellectual disability a retard and says to the abusive man "You must have diploma from the Supercalifragilisticexpialafucktard academy. Everyone knows a retard is a supposedly "normal" person acting that stupid they retard society as a whole and no other group of people"

by Jason Veenman July 19, 2023

UCBF

UCBF: acronym for You Can't Be Fucked.

An extension of Australian colloquialism for You Can't Be Bothered

Antacronym (antonym for opposite acronym) for ICBF: Acronym for I can't be fucked

An extension of Australian colloquialism for I Can't Be Bothered

Basis of blended antacronyms UCBF and ICBF which form UCBFICBF

UCBFICBF: acronym for you can't be fucked I can't be fucked
A blended extension acronym for an Australian colonialism you cant be bothered I can't be bothered

I know UCBF coming over to my place to netflix and chill so we might as well face facts and end this relationship

by Jason Veenman November 29, 2025

supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

Moe, Victoria, Australia is:

supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

supercalifragilistic-expiali-douchebag-orama-town

supercalifragilistic-expiali-douchebag-orama-drama-town

By Jason Veenman

Y'eva beena Moe mate.
That place is supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

Everyone knows that.

by Jason Veenman April 6, 2023

shouldn't've

shouldn't've should not have, shouldn't have is a word invented in Upwey, Victoria, Australia on 15th August 2018 by Jason Veenman following fabricating an axe handle from a canoe oar. The handle broke with the first strike of the splitter axe to the target wood upon which Jason remarked "I shouldn't've bothered. I'm going to buy a proper axe from the hardware store"

I shouldn't've given all my lunch to that homeless man. Now I'm hungry and I done have my wallet.

by Jason Veenman August 14, 2018

LMFAOOLMF

LMFAOOLMF

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fucker(s)

(L)laughing (M)y (F)fucking (A)ss (O)ff (O)ut (L)oud (M)other (F)ucker

Alt: Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fuckers

Self explanatory LMFAOOLMF

By Jason Veenman

by Jason Veenman October 31, 2025

Yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble, or a small hardened rock shaped piece of dried mud or clay that shatters when you throw, bung or chuck it against a wall leaving a small piece stuck to said wall with the remainder being obliterated. Originating in the Gippsland region of Victoria, Australia in the late 1960's to early 1970's. Very often used in the town of Moe.

Hey Scott, bung a yonnie at the wall mate.

I saw Danny chuck a yonnie at the fence.
I bet that window will break if you fling a yonnie at it.

by Jason Veenman April 17, 2015