Jason's definitions

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

doggers

multi colored swim trunks

Whoa brah check out my doggers!

by jason December 4, 2004

tanl

I word I created just for upwords

"I swear tanl is a real word"

by Jason December 4, 2004

sum 41

a band that is punk and for everyone ho says its not punk can kiss my ass

good charlotte rox!

by jason February 20, 2004

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

The OC

A fine show that young women and smart men find ammusing. The character Seth is every Jewish man's dream. Sandy Cohen is pretty hard to. Is based on Sage Hill, but is pretty awesome anyway.

SETH COHEN IS AM EMO GEEK!

I still want to have his love child though....

by Jason March 1, 2004

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by Jason March 1, 2004