Definitions by Jason
Buck Naked
what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)
Buck Naked by Jason June 30, 2004
Covenant of the Keys
when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
Covenant of the Keys by Jason June 30, 2004
I see
Its the word everyone uses when someone just told you something and you literally can't come up with anything else to respond with. So in essence you use "I see"
Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words "I see"
Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words "I see"
zoebel
The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.
I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!
b-more
Where you from? B-More