Jason's definitions

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

mindjob

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

by Jason December 8, 2003

rice rocket

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.

Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.

by Jason December 8, 2003

Pizza Hut

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

by Jason December 8, 2003

Axis of Evil

Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Go Buckeyes!

by Jason August 8, 2003

Debode

To get bulled, to get pushed around, to get harassed

To get Deboed just like in the Movie Friday where Debo constantly bulled Smokey and Craig.

"You just got debode"

by Jason August 11, 2003

mammyrammer

An inbred dumbass that likes to poke his mother.

A moron of the highest order; someone of low intellect and devoid of common sense

by Jason August 14, 2003