Definitions by Jason

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

handy by Jason March 12, 2005

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

football bat by Jason March 10, 2005

Dooouf 

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

Dooouf by Jason March 10, 2005

metrosexual 

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

metrosexual by Jason March 7, 2005

bumsalo 

Generally a stupid person, who does not know much. This person is also extremely lazy.

Man, Shawn is such a bumsalo!

bumsalo by Jason March 7, 2005

nela 

a girl who will bug you and make you do interesting things for her entertainment. Will never be satisfied despite how much you try

That damn Nela, with her crazy ways.

nela by jason February 28, 2005

Stevie Ray Vaughn

An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...

"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"

"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"

Stevie Ray Vaughn by Jason February 26, 2005