SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 September 10, 2019

Bubble Blower

When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum

Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower?
Woman 1: Only if I can play as well

by Jasian1028 January 06, 2020

Nigain’t

White people who claim to be black or have black ancestors

This fucking nigain’t just said she can say hard r cuz her ancestors were from africa 10 generations ago.

by Jasian1028 May 25, 2023

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 01, 2020

Niggel

A black person who collects coins or is into Numismatics

This niggel found himself a silver war nickel.

by Jasian1028 September 23, 2023

Frendophobia

Fear of being friendzoned

(yes Frendophobia is meant to be spelled without the i in friend)

by Jasian1028 September 12, 2019

a fat ceeze

when you cough and sneeze at the same time

wtf is wrong with you?
I just had a fat ceeze

by Jasian1028 February 27, 2020