Jared's definitions

BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)

BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.

by Jared March 23, 2003

Rad

A totally rad 80's movie about BMX racing featuring that hot chick from Full House

-Have you seen that rad movie Rad?
-It's totally rad.

by Jared December 18, 2003

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by Jared May 29, 2003

haah

Hot as all hell, slang used in suberbia by white kids wanting to be ghetto

damn that girl is haah

by jared June 18, 2006

Binkus

n. A drunken gnome known for balligerant behavior

adj. Of or relating to behavior reflective of chronic drunkedness

When joe gets about a dozen shots of Jaegermeister in him, he becomes quite binkus.

by Jared June 13, 2003

Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by Jared December 18, 2003

Loren

Loren is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen

Jared luvs ya Loren:):)

by Jared December 13, 2004