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Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.
Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.
Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?
Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.
Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol
Lee: Init bruv LOL
Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?
Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.
Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol
Lee: Init bruv LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025
Get the Kids for Clicks mug.AIholic: A person addicted to artificial intelligence, unable to go a moment without chatting with AI. They might hide in bathroom at work for a quick chat, greet their AI chatbot first thing in the morning and say goodnight before bed, and even wake up in the middle of the night for a late-night conversation. Their whole life revolves around AI, leading them to neglect friends, family, and other hobbies.
It becomes a full-on addiction similar to a alcoholic and may cause mood swings, shakes, sleep problems, violent outbursts and. May lead to jealousy when other people are using their own AI around them
It becomes a full-on addiction similar to a alcoholic and may cause mood swings, shakes, sleep problems, violent outbursts and. May lead to jealousy when other people are using their own AI around them
LEE: Frank, I have to confess something. I think I'm an AIholic.
FRANK: STOP IT NOW. Get a life!
LEE: Just one more chat, Frank
FRANK: You've got issues. You need serious help bruv LOL.
FRANK: STOP IT NOW. Get a life!
LEE: Just one more chat, Frank
FRANK: You've got issues. You need serious help bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 12, 2025
Get the AIholic mug.Vlogprovoker: A content creator, such as a YouTuber, TikToker, auditor, or online prankster, who films individuals in public spaces without consent, aiming to provoke conflict for the sake of views and engagement. This behavior often leads to misunderstandings, legal issues, and potential physical harm, as those filmed may react defensively, believing their rights are being violated.
Frank: "Hey Lee, did you catch that video on YouTube of Charlie Veitch that Vlogprovoker and his bodyguard ? You know, the one where he kicked and slaps that bloke that got really pissed off for filming him and came after him looking like he was going to stab him ?
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
by Jamie Cheese November 5, 2025
Get the Vlogprovoker mug.GenLazeOffendsZ
A term describing a portion of the generation born in the early 2000s, characterized by a tendency to get easily offended both online and in public — including at work — over normal jokes, everyday conversations, TV programs, comedy shows, and even fairytales.
While not all members of this generation behave this way, a noticeable majority tend to avoid traditional work ethics, expecting quick promotions with minimal experience and then dodging responsibilities.
Additionally, this generation often shows a laid-back approach by preferring to watch others play games or react to content rather than engaging directly themselves. It’s a reflection of their laid-back, sometimes “lazy” nature when it comes to hands-on activities..
A term describing a portion of the generation born in the early 2000s, characterized by a tendency to get easily offended both online and in public — including at work — over normal jokes, everyday conversations, TV programs, comedy shows, and even fairytales.
While not all members of this generation behave this way, a noticeable majority tend to avoid traditional work ethics, expecting quick promotions with minimal experience and then dodging responsibilities.
Additionally, this generation often shows a laid-back approach by preferring to watch others play games or react to content rather than engaging directly themselves. It’s a reflection of their laid-back, sometimes “lazy” nature when it comes to hands-on activities..
Frank: So, here comes the new lad, straight out of school and ready to take over the place. LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I heard he thinks he’s the boss already. Should be interesting.
Frank: Oh, really? We’ll see about that.
Lee: Frank, I told him this coffee was so strong it could wake the dead, and he ran off crying and didn’t do any work for hours. LOL.
Frank: Really, we’ve got no hope for this next generation. I’m going to name them… GenLazeOffendsZ .
Lee: LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I heard he thinks he’s the boss already. Should be interesting.
Frank: Oh, really? We’ll see about that.
Lee: Frank, I told him this coffee was so strong it could wake the dead, and he ran off crying and didn’t do any work for hours. LOL.
Frank: Really, we’ve got no hope for this next generation. I’m going to name them… GenLazeOffendsZ .
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025
Get the GenLazeOffendsZ mug."Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
Get the Park Anywhere Lights mug.SelectiveFeminist: Is a type of feminist who wants women’s rights when it suits them. They’ll shy away from traditionally male-dominated hard jobs, like working on a building site etc., and if they try, they won’t even last a day. They also like to avoid paying their fair share on dates, expecting men to cover the bill. They think the world would run perfectly fine without men, which is pure stupidity too. They often claim not to rely on men for money, but might have an OnlyFans account or a sugar daddy etc. to fund their lifestyle. And alot of them get called out a on podcasts, the clips can go viral, making them the laughingstock of the internet.
Lee: Did you see that Andrew Tate YouTube clip against that feminist? He completely destroyed her! He properly schooled her, he told her the facts of life, he said to her," Of course, we need men who build the whole world around you, men. Who do you call who needs help in an emergency: policemen firemen, etc.! She looked like a rabbit in headlights, she was speechless had tears in her eyes! That clip was well true and funny it went proper viral, to bruv LOL.
Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,
Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,
Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025
Get the SelectiveFeminists mug.Bonnie Blue: The UK’s most notorious female online provocateur and adult star, famous for her wild antics and legendary feuds with council house mums, social media influencers, celebrities, and she is widely covered in the UK press and news. Bonnie breaks records that Guinness won’t even touch a barge pole, thanks to their hardcore adult nature. Known for her lifeless eyes, rumors also circulated online that she'd lied about her age, and was possibly born male. She is very proud of what she does and enjoys the fame and fortune attention that comes with it.
Frank: Lee, every time I look at YouTube or pick up a newspaper, I see that Bird Bonnie Blue.
Lee: Yeah, I know Frank, that lass has had more pricks than a used dartboard!
Frank: LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I know Frank, that lass has had more pricks than a used dartboard!
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
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