Jamie Cheese's definitions
To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025
Get the Keyser Söze itmug. "Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
Get the Park Anywhere Lightsmug. A person or persons who extort or rips off a vulnerable person in the UK who receives the personal Independence Payment benefit for their disability due to mental or physical problems.
Did you see that crafty Piphunter pretending to care for that poor guy with the mental age of a child just waiting for his PIP to go into his bank account at the end of the month?
And then trick him into handing over all or most of his money which he needs to live on for the whole month only to spend the whole lot on hard drugs, brooze etc, every month this happens I always see him broke skint hungry crying in the street saying it's not my fault the poor guy. What total scumbags
And then trick him into handing over all or most of his money which he needs to live on for the whole month only to spend the whole lot on hard drugs, brooze etc, every month this happens I always see him broke skint hungry crying in the street saying it's not my fault the poor guy. What total scumbags
by Jamie Cheese April 4, 2025
Get the Piphuntermug. Vlogprovoker: A content creator, such as a YouTuber, TikToker, auditor, or online prankster, who films individuals in public spaces without consent, aiming to provoke conflict for the sake of views and engagement. This behavior often leads to misunderstandings, legal issues, and potential physical harm, as those filmed may react defensively, believing their rights are being violated.
Frank: "Hey Lee, did you catch that video on YouTube of Charlie Veitch that Vlogprovoker and his bodyguard ? You know, the one where he kicked and slaps that bloke that got really pissed off for filming him and came after him looking like he was going to stab him ?
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"
by Jamie Cheese November 5, 2025
Get the Vlogprovokermug. A new genre of music from the UK from the next generation on Irish travellers Pikeys do what you likeys. It's has a mix of rap and of old 90s dance tunes remixed with some electro lyrics it's normally about selling drugs and crime. In Every video it has always got an expensive, high-performance German whip in it and caravans along with loads of traveller youths.
Yo bruv, what's this banging tune you're playing in your whip?
It's Silky's new one; it's sick, bruv. It's a new bit of a pikey rap.
It's Silky's new one; it's sick, bruv. It's a new bit of a pikey rap.
by Jamie Cheese March 14, 2025
Get the Pikey Rapmug.