Definitions by James299

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

Homersexual by James299 July 27, 2016

Hilary Clinton 

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

Hilary Clinton by James299 July 26, 2016

Faddle paddle 

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

Faddle paddle by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo 

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

Weirdo by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit 

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

Fuckwit by James299 July 26, 2016

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

jiffle jaffle by James299 June 9, 2016

Wookie 

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

Wookie by James299 June 9, 2016