James299's definitions

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

by James299 July 27, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Hilary Clinton

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

Wookie

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

by James299 June 9, 2016