Definitions by James299

Homersexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson is a Homersexual

Homersexual by James299 July 27, 2016

Faddle paddle 

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

Faddle paddle by James299 July 26, 2016

Hilary Clinton 

The world's most famous neoliberal

Hilary Clinton is the Democratic nomination

Hilary Clinton by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo 

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

Weirdo by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit 

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

Fuckwit by James299 July 26, 2016

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

jiffle jaffle by James299 June 9, 2016

Donald Trump 

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

Donald Trump by James299 June 9, 2016