James299's definitions

Wookie

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

by James299 June 9, 2016

Bracist

A British racist. They oppose immigration, often speak poor English , and count STIs as qualifications

Person 1: Why are you are Bracist?

Person 2 (the Bracist): cause I've got an E in art GCSE and four STIs, and if wasn't for all these immigants takin our jobs, I'd be a doktor bruv

by James299 July 27, 2016

I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid

Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

by James299 July 27, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Fair enough

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

by James299 July 28, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Nick Clegg

Former leader of the liberal democrats and David Cameron's puppet

Nick Clegg resigned after his party got wiped out

by James299 June 9, 2016