James299's definitions

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 9, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a weirdo

by James299 July 26, 2016

Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary

You're a fuckwit

by James299 July 26, 2016

Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022