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explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses
DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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Planetside

A great Online FPS that features thousands of people at one time..however, unless you got a beefy computer (1 GB RAM and 128 MB graphics card) for a game that has PS2 graphics it will be VERY LAGGY! In that sense..the game is oxymoron when it comes to its requirements and you need better hardware than it recommends.
I got 512MB RAM and 64MB graphics card...its the recommended requirements BUT I LAG LIKE SHIT!!
by James Lowe June 20, 2004
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Halo

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.
DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!
by James Lowe June 20, 2004
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Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
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scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped
hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal
My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.
by James Lowe July 27, 2005
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AOL

The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?
You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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