James Frost's definitions

hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.

"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"

by James Frost July 21, 2006

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 20, 2006

caravaning

Changed into a verb from caravan, it means to go on holiday in a caravan. It is probably one of the worst past-times known to man as fun activities include things such as emptying your excrement from the caravan or setting fire to your caravan and others by causing a chip-pan fire.

"What're you doing for the holidays?"
"We're going caravaning."
"Oh man... You have my prayers."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.

Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.

by James Frost July 23, 2006

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005

rocktor

Someone in the medical profession of being a doctor, who rocks.

All right rocktors, that's my name for doctors who rock.

by James Frost April 23, 2007

sneail

The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.

Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?

by James Frost July 22, 2004