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The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.
Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?
sneail by James Frost July 22, 2004

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"
snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008
Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us
Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.
Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.
evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009

snail shell 

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.
I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.
snail shell by the_jerk September 12, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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