James's definitions

pyramid scheme

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

by James January 22, 2004

5.0

Slang for police. Origin unclear, likely derived from the 1970's TV police drama "Hawaii 5-0" although it has been suggested to refer to the "5.0" emblems on Ford Mustang police cars used by many agencies in the late 1980's-1990's.

"Holy shit, 5-oh! 5-oh! Get those fighting cocks back in their cages!

by James October 18, 2003

metallicats

A huge Metallica fan; never give up on them even though they are now old men, sort of.

I am a Metallicat because I have been a huge fan of theirs since 1993

by James August 24, 2003

sliquid

not quite a solid, but nptauie a liquid therefore a sliquid

by James October 5, 2002

Bananas in pyjamas

An uncircumcised penis

Bloody hell Mike your bananas in pyjamas! Get it cut!

Sorry Martha

by James December 17, 2004

ninji

Plural form of the word "Ninja"

the pleuthera ninja hoarde screamed "The Virginias" as they tip over porta potties.,,...

by james July 18, 2004

O'Tooled

1)O'Tooled: Drunk. Hammered. Hungover. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Lawerance of Arabia, and was famous for off screen drinking binges.

2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.

"Dude!, we got friggen' O'Tooled on that pub crawl last night"

"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"

by James March 6, 2004