blazed

see wordwasted/word, wordbombed/word, wordsmashed/word

I was smoking tomato leaves, but I was so blazed already I didn't notice

by James September 08, 2003

eagle wings

When you fuck a woman with her legs as wide as possible

Are you flexible?
Yeah
Lets do eagle wings

by james March 10, 2003

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

estate agent

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.

"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."

by James January 18, 2005

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004

Dashboard Confessional

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.

I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.

by James February 10, 2005

ya mum

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

by james January 12, 2004