Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003

citrustech

Shamble, disorganized, disarray work ethics.

Man, I just did such a CitrusTech with our company!

by James June 24, 2003

celica

In America, it was a competatively priced underpowered sports car untill 1988 when they finally introduced an AWD 200hp Turbo Charged engine in America. Sound familiar, doesn't it? That is right, those cars like the WRX's and STI's of today were being produced by toyota more than 10 years ago. In 1990 the body switched, and, these cars were very exclusively produced and only made so toyota could continue in their rally history. Toyota later discontinued these genius car designs in 1993, and restricted the sales only to Japan, and parts of Europe. The Celica All-Trac, or GT4 died in the US.

person 1 : It's a Celica..
person 2 : Cheapo FWD 130 hp?
Person 1 : Celica All-Trac.
person 2 : Oh shit.

by james May 13, 2005

do one

to run away or to drive away

"shit, ive just ran over a old lady....... DO ONE!!!!!"

by James February 05, 2004

Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 19, 2004

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

J-MO

Nickname of a popular WERS DJ for the show rockers. J-MO is characterized by his hippie lifestyle and lack of bathing. He has ridiculous hair that is impervious to rain, much like that of an African American, and loves Hunter S. Thompson. Also J-MO is an infamous misogynist, who when called as such believes people are complimenting him for being an excellent "Massage Artist"

Did you see that Beatrice, J-MO just asked me for a handjob!

by James April 25, 2004