The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".
I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.
by Person McPherson September 11, 2006
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the act of one ejaculating in there hand and preceding to cup there partners face with said seamen while bending him/her over and screwing them from behind.
John P. face and asshole broke into a rash after i gave him a long island expressway
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A Tattoo that bass player of local band The OverUnder has located above his penis! This is used for many pick up lines and is what girls ride on World Tour!
YO Bilders on World Tour, Italy rode the Long Island Expressway/ I-495
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