Jakrel's definitions

faggot

a bundle of sticks or twigs

Fred: Hey, Jacko, should we pick up that faggot before we go to dinner?
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.

by jakrel July 20, 2008

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

tan trash

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.

Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.

by jakrel July 1, 2005

farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.

Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?

by Jakrel April 19, 2005

detto

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.

Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.

by jakrel April 21, 2005