Jakrel's definitions

tan trash

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.

Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.

by jakrel July 1, 2005

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

yoda

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

by jakrel June 2, 2005

cheese

The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.

DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.

by jakrel July 16, 2008

faggot

a bundle of sticks or twigs

Fred: Hey, Jacko, should we pick up that faggot before we go to dinner?
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.

by jakrel July 20, 2008

Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.

Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?

by Jakrel April 19, 2005

detto

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.

Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.

by jakrel April 21, 2005