cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 07, 2005

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 03, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006

Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 26, 2003