69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 04, 2004

ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying

avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"

by jAkE August 08, 2005

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005

Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.

Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.

by Jake June 25, 2004

fedi

Tha hook-up!; the scoop; a link;

I gotcha fedi my nig!

by Jake November 23, 2003

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 30, 2003

Dry mouth

When you get stoned on weed after a certain point your mouth will get really dry.

"Dude, pass the water, I've got drymouth"

by Jake January 22, 2005