woobsie

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'
by Jake November 18, 2004
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Lauren not Loren

an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.
some girl spelt her name wrong so hillary kicked her ass
by Jake January 18, 2005
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voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
by jake June 19, 2004
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ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.
by Jake March 05, 2005
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Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 02, 2005
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stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
by jake June 14, 2006
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