kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest
Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you
by Jake April 01, 2005
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Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.
By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?
by Jake July 21, 2003
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garbizzle

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"
by Jake May 06, 2005
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pop

When you smoke a bong, dry or wet, once the weed is all gone you'll hear a very slight popping sounds as the remanants are sucked down. Then you know it's time to load up and have some more :)
"Dude, you can stop toking now, I heard it pop"
by Jake January 22, 2005
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orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"
Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude
by Jake July 22, 2003
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yard

man Yard going to the club, we got the 40'z right here!
by jake April 23, 2003
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