Slim Shadey

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
by Jake February 26, 2003
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.
"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"
by Jake August 14, 2003
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Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)
"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."
by Jake April 14, 2004
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Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
by jake August 20, 2004
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derez

from `de-resolve' via the movie "Tron" (also `derez') 1. /vi./ To disappear or dissolve; the image that goes with it is of an object breaking up into raster lines and static and then dissolving. Occasionally used of a person who seems to have suddenly `fuzzed out' mentally rather than physically. Usage: extremely silly, also rare. This verb was actually invented as fictional hacker jargon, and adopted in a spirit of irony by real hackers years after the fact. 2. /vt./ The Macintosh resource decompiler. On a Macintosh, many program structures (including the code itself) are managed in small segments of the program file known as `resources'; `Rez' and `DeRez' are a pair of utilities for compiling and decompiling resource files. Thus, decompiling a resource is `derezzing'. Usage: very common.
man my shit just got derezzed yo.
by Jake April 25, 2005
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rig bag

someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag
"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."
by Jake January 10, 2005
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snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever
That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.
by Jake March 09, 2004
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