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DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.
Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.
by Jake June 5, 2004
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Jay-Zeezer

An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.
Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!
by JaKe June 8, 2004
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Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
by jake June 10, 2004
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Toiletpaper Noose

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
by Jake June 17, 2004
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sucks to be you

If you can't define this well... Sucks to be you.
Ha you fell down a well? Sucks to be you
by Jake June 17, 2004
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voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
by jake June 19, 2004
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Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.
by Jake June 25, 2004
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