Jake's definitions

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005

Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jake April 1, 2005

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

by Jake March 6, 2004

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024