white spaceship

The greatest song in the world by Timbaland and Pharrell. It has been rejected from the Under Construction Part II CD and i fuckidy fuckin' need it bitches!!
yours truly
whitespaceship

Its that big white spaceship with green windows and we gon' get high tonight.

by Jake February 15, 2005

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.

by Jake November 09, 2003

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 02, 2004

Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 10, 2004

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 18, 2005

brown

Adjective: Being hungry. The evolution of saying "I'm Hungus Brown"

Verb: browning, brown.

Noun: "Hey, I'm pretty brown"
Verb: "You all want to go brown?"
Verb: "Let me call you back after I'm done browning"

by jake July 02, 2004

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 04, 2004