by Jake March 25, 2004
Get the manurizemug. sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically
Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.
Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.
Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.
by Jake March 02, 2004
Get the grow a setmug. 
Get the sumomug. Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
by Jake March 02, 2004
Get the donkey kickmug. John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.
by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the john lennonmug. by jake March 05, 2005
Get the alien masterbationmug. a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.
He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.
She's from Bumfuck.
When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.
She's from Bumfuck.
When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
by Jake February 26, 2004
Get the bumfuckmug.