Jahamez's definitions

Spectralert Advance

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow

Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Prick Donald’s

The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.

That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

PickleBitch

When Pickleboy is scared of Greg

Michael is too much of a picklebitch to come talk to me

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Duke

A family friendly version of dumbass

1+1 doesn’t equal 6 you duke

by Jahamez July 30, 2019

Butane

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

by Jahamez December 21, 2021

Benedicting

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

by Jahamez July 21, 2025

Hart

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

by Jahamez December 22, 2021