Jade's definitions

johnny depp

gorgeous.talented.incredibly deep and beautiful person, inside and out.

can take any character and make it into something no one else could...deserves a whole PILE of oscars!

by Jade August 12, 2004

Country Music

In one word: Painful.

1. As my grandmother turned on her country-music radio station, my ears started to bleed.

2. "If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd have a ball in mine."

by Jade November 13, 2004

skeezing

asking someone out without knowing them very well, scaring Jade, being a perverted creep.

Dylan, stay away from me ur skeezing me out!

by Jade December 13, 2003

hermie

A being who has BOTH sex organs.

Carrot Top.

by Jade November 10, 2003

lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it

why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it

by Jade April 22, 2005

Blowpops

Happiness in a candy.

Otherwise known as addictive.

Your future world leader's weakness (yours truly).

"I was about to behead the peasant, but I abruptly stopped when I heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life."

by Jade November 14, 2004

Julian Casablancas

A lovely young man who enjoys the luxuries of vintage/garage styles and writing wonderful songs about love. Example New York City Cops. The Julian has a wonderful voice and pretty puppy dog eyes that match his hot-sex puppy thighs. He plays in a band that hails from New York city called The Strokes

Julian gazed at the crowd with his sexy eyes.

by Jade October 14, 2003