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Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
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Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.
Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
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noobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.
Godfuckers are STOOPID
by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010
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Nig Rock

Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.

Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.

God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Obamatox

Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.
Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?
by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009
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