urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009

punt

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009