by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009
Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
It makes em fuggin wild.
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.
by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009
Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 05, 2010
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 05, 2010