Jacques Asse's definitions

Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.

More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009

The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.

The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.

Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009