Nig Rock

Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.

Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.

God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
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Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.
You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
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Japaquiddick

Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.
I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?

No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?
by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010
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RVJ

RVJ, or Reginald vel Johnson, is a peculiar specimen of Homo thespianensis africanus (African Acting Man), who first evolved in 1986, in Paul Hogan's 'Crocodile Dundee'.

A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.
RVJ will often go for weeks at a time without sleep, using a microscope to search for filth and shame, rolling around in misery and gluttony like a massive porker. Blackass swine....
by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
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codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.
Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
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