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jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 22, 2004
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beaker

One who muff dives with the nose
"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques
by Jacques March 12, 2004
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streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station
The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.
by Jacques February 6, 2004
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dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all
John U dummy U
by Jacques February 18, 2003
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internetfreak

by Jacques April 7, 2003
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Crap64

A retarded play on the name of a 64 bit cartridge based console released by Nintendo ~1996. Excellent graphics despite what this moron says, but lack of a large number of truly "fun" titles and eventually went under after becoming nothing more than a Pokémon player.
Ok, to comment to the person who started this: you make no sense! Cartridge based systems are not by defininition slower than CD based systems! CPU speed determines how fast your system is. Actually, cartidges load almost instantaneously as they work like RAM does in your computer, with direct contact. CD's however, require high amounts of read time, which can be very annoying... a major flaw of the PSX. The only reason everybody doesn't still use cartridges is the high cost and limited capacity. They are a much better media.
Sony roolz is an illiterate retard, and thus called the N64 a Crap64 because he swallowed the analog stick and couldn't figure out how to use it.
by Jacques November 12, 2003
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RIZLA

Roling paper for lose tabaco or joints.

Comes in big (blue= rise paper) and small (orange and blue).

Orange (in slang called 'red RIZLA') should be accompanied with VanNelle 1/2 or Javaanse Jongens 3/4 tabaco.
"Javaanse Jongens three quarter with red
RIZLA please."
by Jacques December 2, 2003
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