jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 23, 2004
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internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber
by Jacques April 07, 2003
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pimp

a nigga who got ho'z that give him money and get him w/e he wants
a ho go get my cane
by Jacques April 30, 2004
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dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all
John U dummy U
by Jacques February 18, 2003
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beaker

One who muff dives with the nose
"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques
by Jacques March 12, 2004
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donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.
Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup
by Jacques February 05, 2005
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lesbaine

A moderately to extremely butch lesbian, i.e. a lesbian who looks somewhat like a man
It seems that many lesbians like to join up with lesbaines given that one acts more like a woman and the other acts more like a man but is still a woman.
by Jacques March 14, 2005
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