internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 07, 2003

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 05, 2005

donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

by Jacques February 05, 2005

lesbaine

A moderately to extremely butch lesbian, i.e. a lesbian who looks somewhat like a man

It seems that many lesbians like to join up with lesbaines given that one acts more like a woman and the other acts more like a man but is still a woman.

by Jacques March 13, 2005

dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all

John U dummy U

by Jacques February 18, 2003

jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

beaker

One who muff dives with the nose

"Ringo Starr and Joe Namath would make excellent beakers" -Jacques

by Jacques March 12, 2004