140 definition by Jacques Asse

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.


The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010

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Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

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A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.
Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

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The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.
Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009

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sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

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A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
Jewholes ruin the world.
by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009

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Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

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