SpeedBallFap

The act of watching the American television series Shifting Gears with the sound off in an effort to climax to Kat Dennings while simultaneously being disgusted with Tim Allen.
I rubbed a callous in my shaft after SpeedBallFapping for 8 hours.
by Jacky Daytona January 11, 2025
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Grohl Shaming

The act of doing something so despicable that the nicest guy in the music industry is disgusted by you.
"Dude the baby on the Nirvana album is suing the band for child porn!"
"After all that money he made? He's totally grohl shaming himself"
by Jacky Daytona August 25, 2021
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Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023
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