Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021

Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

Alligator Broner

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection

Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021