JacknRochNY's definitions
The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.
Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007
Get the titleickmug. Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Get the whoremonicamug. Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008
Get the sleep acneamug. Using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald ass head to make it look like you have some hair.
Rupert: "Dude, how did the Hair Club for Men appointment go?"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
by JacknRochNY April 9, 2009
Get the Brazilian Wigmug. When your cell phone (with picture taking capabilities) accidentally starts taking pictures while in your pocket. You tend to wind up with 20 photos of blackness, with the occassional view "fromunda".
Jasper: "I went to take pictures with my cell phone down at the beach, but the memory was already filled with Photo Fromunda. It took me twenty minutes to delete all those shots."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."
by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007
Get the Photo Fromundamug. The art of soaking one penis in a bottle of Frank's Original RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce, and then having sex with someone. Some say it functions as a perfect spermicide.
Joab: "Dude, I took my date to Nick Tahoe's last nite."
Doc: "Really? What did you get?"
Joab: "I got a cheeseburger plate with Mac and Home Fries."
Doc: "What did your date get?"
Joab: "She a vegatarian, but I did give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Doc: "Cool, at least you won't be a daddy!"
Doc: "Really? What did you get?"
Joab: "I got a cheeseburger plate with Mac and Home Fries."
Doc: "What did your date get?"
Joab: "She a vegatarian, but I did give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Doc: "Cool, at least you won't be a daddy!"
by JacknRochNY October 1, 2007
Get the Rochester Red Hotmug. When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!
Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009
Get the PO'dmug.