JacknRochNY's definitions

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007

hystericalyrical

When someone sings a song and does not know the proper lyrics of the original and ad-libs their own lyrics. They usually think the incorrect lyrics they are singing are truly the words of the song.

Todd: "Last nite, Valerie was singing karaoke to Men at Work's "It's Summers Day""
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

urbanwordin

To search the Urban Dictionary for a word or saying that someone has said to you, yet is not currently available in other mainstream dictionaries.

Tonya: "Michael is out of the office today, he said he was having a foreskinaftskin operation?"
Jill: "Well, I did not find anything on the medical sites, let try urbanwordin it."
Tonya: "Awwww, he must REALLY love me...Grandpa Swartz and Uncle Finkelbergmanstein will be sooooo excited to meet him"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

kidkin

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY August 3, 2007

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

kidump

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and sees the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

Also see kidkin

"My son Jack left a kidump in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She told me I needed to see a doctor...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

dwebonics

Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.

Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"

by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007